He doesn't even have a mouth! It's all firey! Even if I wasn't all grossed out by people playing tonsil hockey, we couldn't kiss anyway! Bleh. I totally don't get this whole dating obsession. Chase and Gert are way ew sometimes and I never wanna be like that.
And why does everyone keep sticking me with the freaking robots! Well, I do like Victor and all, but still. I don't get it.